The Governor's Mansion

I've always been puzzled about Governor's Mansions; especially when you are taking it over from an incumbent politician. You may have criticized how his administration misused government funds for person benefit, but then again, he installed this fantastic wet bar that is just ultra classy.

I know each new residence I've moved into has its own quirks. Most times the landlord is completely blind to it and of no help. Yet the former resident can always give you tip; like how Fonzie could start the jukebox with his elbow, except with how to make the hot water work.



"Aye, I got that dimmer switch to work."

But there is something that would be odd with a recently defeated rival, in an especially tempestuous race, calling their former rival.

"Yeah, sorry for stealing that election from your party. Why are all the "W's" missing from the keyboards?"

"Hey sorry for that whisper campaign about your supposed illegitimate child. Should the walk-in closet's tie rack be going so slow?"



"That's behind us now, want to work for my campaign?"