1.25.2006

Top Five Reasons Why Alcohol Is Better Than Caffeine

1) Caffeine doesn't get you drunk.

2) I've never had a lot of coffee and woken up next to a stranger.

3) I shake when I drink coffee, I shake the day after I drink alcohol.

4) The coffee at bars sucks.

5) I've never been fond of money.

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