Five Things I Dislike

1) Furries. Disgusting excuses for human beings. In hell they are only one ring above pedophiles. For those that are unaware of this sub-culture, they are folks that are into anthropomorphized animals. You know, like Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse. But don't let that lead to you to believe that this is innocent. Some "furs" believe that they have animal spirits stuck in human bodies. This notion seems to be co-opted from the American Indian animal-clan system, except bastardized by white guys who have problems talking to girls. If that hasn't turned you against them, you should know that furries enjoy dressing up in animal costumes and having group sex in "furpiles". Christ, I need to go wash my hands after typing that.

2) Dogmatic Madison Liberals. If I hear another white-ass Madison liberal tell me Gov. Jim Doyle is a Republican in disguise, I will seriously deck them. If you don't advocate the most radical stance possible, you suddenly become a neo-conservative. The Republicans have both the assembly and senate. It's a numbers game. If your squad has 3 people and the other squad has 16 you don't start a fight, you try and compromise. Do you know how fortunate we are to have Doyle? Remember Tommy Thompson? They won't be happy until Wisconsin becomes a socialist republic. Just because it the most far-left decision doesn't mean that its right.

3) Wisconsin Oneida. As a child, I always called them the "O-need-a" because they "O-needa" go back to New York. No good carpetbaggers. The Ho-Chunk were here when they showed up and we'll be here when they leave.

4) People who metaphorically show their hand. I recently read an article in the local student paper where the journalist readily admitted that he had no authority on the subject of his article. Yet, he still proceeded to espouse his advice on the subject. If you are an idiot, keep it to yourself. Not only is it personally in poor judgment for someone to admit they have no clue what they are talking about, but its condescending to the party who is told this information. Suddenly, you are too stupid to comprehend their ignorance.

5) The Amish. I don't actually hate the amish, but I'm safe from reprisal because they can't use the internet. Unless they are one of those "cheating amish". I'm talking about those Amish dicks that always ask you for a ride into town, but never pay for gas because they don't believe in it.