(Scene: We are sitting at the end of breakfast in a diner. We have both finished our meals and are prepared to leave.)
Mike Schmidt: Oh, and I had sex with your Llama...but it was consensual. See ya.
Casey: Wait. You had sex with my llama?
Mike: (making a point) But it was consensual.
Casey: How can sex with a llama be consensual? Llamas don't talk.
Mike: He nuzzled me.
Casey: Nuzzled?
Mike: He rubbed his nose against my crotch.
Casey: (turning away) Jesus!
Mike: Casey, this isn't happenstance. Nuzzling is meaningful.
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